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So, I've been reading some books lately...let's see what I've been up to.
Fireus or The Fireus or some shit: Ok, I like those survival books where they explain in great detail how someone finds a new pair of shoes and a few cans of peas...yes, big fan of Cast Away, lol. It was ok, that batshit kid with the picture frame was awesome, but I'm not really interested now that they have to escape the crazy cult of grownups living on the beach. I HATE crazy cult books/movies.
The Snow Garden: My friend just gave me this book so I had no chance but to read it. It was ok...but the main plot turned out to be some crazy cult! LAME...yes, even with the nice little gay student/professor scene.
Traces series: OMG, its like Law and Order but with some sexy shota kid...imagine black Artemis Fowl, HELL YEAH. Each book is a new murder case, and the whole series is set in some shitty parallel universe were racism is flipped UPSIDE DOWN! (lol, brown power) I actually guessed one of the weapons like, 30 pages before Forensic Investigator, Luke Harding! It does try too hard to be funny, though, but I'm making up my own jokes, man.
Sleeper Code/Agenda: Er...it's ok. It's about some kid who has narcolepsy and when he falls out turns into a relentless southern killing machine! The plot is pretty lame but the fight sequences are cool. The kid's chosen move is slapping his palms against your ears, popping your eardrums...awesome.
Drawing Blood: I looove Poppy Z. Brite. Lost Souls was funny as hell, Exquisite Corpse was quite suspenseful and now, Drawing Blood. It as ok, but DAMN did I get a lot of sexy uke/uke action! I mean...wow. Plot you say? The plot was ok...imagine Cool World but with a dollop of gritty dark underworld and random drug use. But yeah...someone should make this into a yaoi manga, it would sell like hot cakes!
Twilight: Can't do it...I rage too much. That Bella chick has GOT to be a dumbest person ever. It's something I probably would have read like, back in 2000. But not now...oh god.
I'm picking up a few books thanks to /cm/. Good Omens and er...The Saga of Darren something.
PET PEEVE: OMG WHEN I SEARCH CROCHET ON RAVELRY I HATE GETTING KNITTING RESULTS. WTF, STOP TAGGING YOUR SHIT WITH CROCHET UNLESS THERE'S ACTUAL CROCHET IN YOUR KNITTING. I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR SHITTY KNITTED COAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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